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[优质好贴] ~*胸毛出品*~:【胸毛课堂第一讲】如何机智地向老(jia)婆(ren)坦白自己网赌输钱
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本帖最后由 彪悍胸毛迎风飘 于 2015-7-9 05:16 编辑 0 Q, N$ l0 I( s$ l& x
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胸毛课堂开课啦!!首次尝试性开办不科学教学,如果有教的不对的地方,那就对了!
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欢迎大家经常和我进行学术上的探讨,如果你对人生有什么迷茫和不解,请及时联系我,我会指引你在人生的歪路上越走越远!

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相信不少网赌的小伙伴们都是地下工作者,但是终有一天输大了,纸包不住火怎么办?
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那么今天,胸毛叫兽就来给大家亲自示范:如何机智地向老(jia)婆(ren)坦白自己网赌输钱
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↓↓↓↓注意:大量图片示范来袭↓↓↓↓

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好了,大家看我和我媳妇儿的聊天看得过瘾吗?(过瘾~~~~~~)4 _# O* @! u& T9 W) q
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过瘾个大头鬼!!!说了这是课堂,叫兽是要教你们东西的!6 @' z, p7 j' s' g
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来来来,胸毛叫兽给你们划一下重点,都拿笔记好了:: r$ L# p( P. m% ^. o( u
如果要坦白一个不好的消息,那么可以尝试先宣布个超坏的消息,这样当对方听到不那么坏的消息时,反应也会平和许多。
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胸毛叫兽有话说:小赌怡情,大赌伤身,强赌蛋炸菊裂!下课!!!
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楼主确实花了不少功夫,很精彩的方法,不过还是少用,免得教坏儿童,建议+3A奖励
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问候嫂夫人好,言传身教,建议2A奖励
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小赌怡情,大赌伤身,强赌蛋炸菊裂...胸毛叫兽的帖子总能看的让人菊花一紧。3A

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呵呵 不是每个人的反应都一样的 我对象知道了估计我俩也走到头了 唉
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这是你的真实经历吗?
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实在太JB机制了,不过现实跟这样的都是不一样的
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俺认真看完了,胸毛你两口子真逗
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胸毛的智慧真是无人可敌了啊
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呵呵这样的对话还是蛮搞笑的哦
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这个是绝世好桥好  确实是很实用的  我用过这方法
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版主04 发表于 2015-7-9 05:31
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胸毛真是个人才啊,在这混埋没了
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这个办法我常用了,这个还算是个好方法的了
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现在胸毛出口实属佳品{:4_104:}
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楼主也是一逗比啊,你老婆看来很好说话
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我从来不需要解释这个问题
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学习了胸毛兄弟的经验,关键时刻试试
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楼主太有才了,好喜欢这样子的帖子,我决定要收藏下来好好看看
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输钱了还是不要说的好。。容易上火啊
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这个是很有意思的图片的啊
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